All you got to do is take a great director
an old franchise to fix
Then you take a bunch of guys who can do vectors
and some Chemical X!

Make pony girls with their lovely curls
and brush them if they're willing
Add a little Flash and a Rainbow Dash
the adventures will be thrilling!

Ponies, so sweet and happy
ponies, it may get sappy
ponies, ponies ponies ponies!

-Nyerguds
(Yes, I'm feeling random today )

(Obviously sung to the magnificent Major-General's Song )

I'm not the very model of a changeling, that I do admit
I've studied pony habits from the mundane to the intimate
And though that seems quite obvious to turn into a benefit
Instead of stealing love I found it necessary to commit

The Hive I've left for twenty years, I know, it's inconsiderate
I've gotten all that love and simply didn't do a thing with it
But here aside my lovely wife I know I'm happy as can be

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Saw this on some random dude's blog... and I thought, well, why the hell not.

Rules:
1) Choose 2-10 characters that are in a relationship.
2) Don't change the questions.
3) Let your characters answer.
4) Tag 5-10 people
5) Have fun.

Characters:

Flitter (Flitter), Misty Cloud (Fallout Equestria: The Daily Unlife)

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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just stay where you stand
I'll tell you how I became the shrink of the big bad wasteland

Whinnyapolis Stable, born and raised
In the Stable is where I spent all of my days
Counselling ponies, relaxing all cool
And getting all flirty, with a guy I knew from school

When the Dubya Arr Dee said, "we've come to decide"
"We're gonna open the Door, to the Endless Outside."

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Looks like my ghoul story is getting some love!

Nitoka, who had already done a reading of the first chapter of Fallout Equestria: Dark Shores, now added The Daily Unlife to his work list!

His glorious reading of the introduction chapter can be found here:

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With many thanks to Scarlett Blade, I'm really delighted to say that Taking Gilda for a Ride has now been read aloud on youtube!

Listen to it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NHQLjis2jU

Scarlett Blade has chosen to read another of my stories aloud! Celestia Kneels Before Her Queen is now read aloud on youtube!

Listen to it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT_7XephxzU

Back in the chapter "Electric Ladyland, Part 2," Turing Test gets rained on by a cloud enchanted by Discord. It ruins her brand new coat of paint and she experiences sadness for the first time. Well, Mr. Green has caught up on some of the artwork and we now have an illustrated version of that scene that has been added to the chapter!

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Howdy folks! Hope you had a good Thanksgiving! Or, if you're from a country that doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving, I hope you had a good... um... Thursday.

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